manannka

а вы хорошо знаете своих друзей по ГОЛОСУ?
ну можете вспомнить какие они? голоса
вот если не смотреть честно на экран телефона где подсказка из букв, а просто сразу слушать - много будет за день попаданий?
я напряглась - посчитала, ну верных десятка. попаданий.

а как они пахнут вы вообще можете вспомнить? 
 

( mood прекрасный Евгений )

 

 

 

"в 2 смычка!"
а оказывается есть такие комбинации, что как пахнут помню а как зовут не очень )))
все как в дестве.
разве важно какие буквы? важно что с тобой можно играть. 
друзья это те, с кем просто есть чем заняться вместе

On Saturday the 14th at 4AM UTC/GMT we will be upgrading the operating system of our network load balancers to a newer version, one that will allow us to use both CPUs! Nifty, because multiprocessing is nice.

Since we have 2 load balancers, the plan is to upgrade 1 at a time, and there really should be very little impact to our website. Hopefully you won't notice a thing and I'll get to go back to the hotel and watch some wonderful late night infomercials.

We've got a lot of exciting projects coming up for 2010 and we're hoping that we'll be able to deliver them all to you, that you will find it useful/cool/lovely and then you will use the site even more. Behind-the-scenes work like this will give us the capacity to handle the anticipated traffic, so expect a few more maintenance windows especially in the beginning of next year as we've got some neat ideas to improve performance around here! We had the recent 30-45 minute outage yesterday due to one of our logging databases filling up disk space -- not so great design coupled with my human error in handling the initial problem -- and it looks like we're going to finally have some resources to eliminate stuff like that. I can't wait!

As usual, I will be updating status.livejournal.org before and after, just in case you are not able to reach our main website during the work.

Отчет о том как я по Ленцевскому паспорту с вот этой
фото получала посылку на свое имя. 
... правда же мне с этой прической больше идет ?... (с)
и  как я  продила себе жизнь  путем потребления смеха. 



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Алиса!!!!!! СПАСИБО!!!!!!!! посылка ПРекрасна!!!!!!!!

или угадай мелодию, а нот то всего 7 ))  
такой вот - привет к завтраку.
из всего что предстоит употребить я знакома только с первым , третьим и последним.
тот кто прислал расшифровывать выпиливается по причине собственной неосведомленности.
  столько на земле еще неизведанного а люди все в космос, в космос

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Подарили нашему любимому всеобщему  выродившемуся Па - размножатель для USB- отверстий.
их всегда не хватает.
сюда вгонять - отсюда выгонять.
вот вот устанем от праздников.
Сегодня пришел друг не знал, что у Ленца др, заходит - все в шарах.
с удивлением обнаруживает, что все таки хеппи пездец пездей 
и провозглашает:
а я и не заметил - я честно говоря подумал , что это просто у вас образ жизни такой.
ну честно говоря - УЖЕ Почти и ТАКОй )))))))

ПОЗДРАВЛЯЕМ нашего замыкающего ноябрьские празднования еще РАЗ и желаем скорейшего! 
Сто жды УРРРРАААААААААА! 
 

   "Самое тяжкое бремя окружает нас, мы гнемся под ним, оно придавливает нас к земле. Но в любовной лирике всех времен и народов женщина мечтает быть придавленной тяжестью мужского тела. Стало быть, самое тяжкое бремя суть одновременно и образ самого сочного наполнения жизни. Чем тяжелее бремя, тем наша жизнь ближе к земле, тем она реальнее и правдивее.
  И напротив, абсолютное отсутствие бремени ведет к тому, что человек делается легче воздуха, взмывает ввысь, удаляется от земли, от земного бытия, становится полуреальным, и его движения столь же свободны, сколь и бессмысленны."

  "Нам не дано знать, чего мы должны хотеть, ибо проживаем одну-единственную жизнь и не можем ни сравнить ее со своими предыдущими жизнями, ни исправить ее в жизнях последующих. ...
  Но чего стоит жизнь, если первая же ее репетиция есть уже сама жизнь? Вот почему жизнь всегда подобна наброску. ..."  

Милан Кундера( Лина )
 
 

photographer Anastasia Anesti 
летающая женщина ЛИНА
в облачении от Варвары Жемчужниковой.

обширное празднование отменилось.
и этот город накрыло симптомами повышения цыфер на подмышечных градусниках.

но мы ничего не отменили - мы перенесли
и как только все поправятся тут то
мы с грохотом и отметим наше всеобщее выздоровление! 

а Наш камерный праздник удался!
шансов на неудачу все равно не было предложено.

"3"
я - большой
я подрос
я самый огромный! (с)

Лобовы и Эшвы и Добрынченки!
поправляйтесь быстрее !
Ну и всем Здоровья поКрЕПЧЕ!   

The empire strikes back

In recent weeks, we've taken huge steps towards blocking spam accounts on LiveJournal. In fact, we've suspended as many as 30,000 accounts in a single day! We've implemented several pre-emptive measures to prevent the creation of spam accounts, and we've honed our detection of suspicious content. Spam bots are a crafty lot, so we'll continue to refine our tactics and keep up the good fight to keep you safe from spam attacks on LiveJournal.

RSS feeds again

If you're addicted to xkcd_rss, icanhaschzbrgr, or other syndicated feeds, we're pleased to report that we've resolved the update error that was mucking up your RSS feeds. While content was being pulled correctly, it wasn't being posted to the feeds themselves. Late last week, we finally nailed down what we hope was the root problem, so content should post properly. We thank you for your patience.

Wii have killer CSI Deadly Intent contests!

c_s_i

If you're a gamer who loves CSI, have Wii got news for you! c_s_i is sponsoring killer contests. Simply post a question to a member of the CSI crew. The winner will get a free copy of CSI: Deadly Intent for Nintendo Wii (with a retail value of $39.99) and get their question answered by a member of the CSI writing team! There's also a fantastic monthly contest. To enter, join c_s_i, play the online version of CSI: Deadly Intent, and respond to a two-part query for a chance to win a Wii! Entries will be judged on composition and originality. Sorry, but you must be a U.S. resident and over 18 years old to participate. Check out the rules here.

Enveloped in postcards

Last week, we asked you to send in postcards to help us decorate our drab concrete walls. Here's a photo of the results so far! Thank you so much and please keep them coming! You can mail them to Frank the Goat, Esq., c/o LiveJournal, Inc., 539 Bryant Street, Suite 210, San Francisco, CA 94107. Be sure to include your username, since we'll be giving ten random users paid account credits.

Photos of the week

If you haven't visited our new LiveJournal photo community, you're in for an amazing visual trip. LiveJournal users from around the world will take you on a scenic journey to everywhere. Post your own pictures or kick back and enjoy at lj_photophile. You can view some of this week's awesome photos after the jump. Please start tagging with geographic location, since we'd like to track all the places around the world represented in this community. Keep on commenting too!
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Представление будто мы существуем независимо  от других людей и от окружающего нас мира - это иллюзия. 

сегодня мне предстоит весьма романтическая вечеринка (вернее ночинка) !

надо суметь надуть ртом все сто пятьдесят  шаров по случаю 3-го дня рождения ИнноКентия. 

Ровно 3 года назад
внутри капсулы Манановны  произошла разгерметизация салона
и высадился мальчик 
не очень крупный ,всего 2900 чистого кайфа, но вполне уверенный.

все 12 часов что я его рожала я испытывала большой всепоглащающий космический оргазм.
я вполне серьезно!
кто вам скажет что рожать - это больно и страшно - не верьте!
это непередваемый КАЙФ!!!

В связи с чем капсула Манановны 
стала еще острее, еще тоньше а иногда жестче ощущать  этот мир.

Спасибо тебе, что ты меня выбрал! 

Тут  отчет о том как это выглядело  со стороны.
от karch.
Ну о том, как это выглядело из глаз туловища, которое лопнуло  - все уже знают.

А по версии папы - это он был молодцом и все провернул, пока мама где-то гуляла.
чему есть документальное подтверждение. 
 
Вообщем!
С ДНЕМ ВЫСАДКИ СЫН! 
Спасибо что  пришел! 
мой ежедневный лучший учитель по нечеловеческому терпению.

( ------- )

Кеша лепит красоту



Мам. я касоту люплю )) 

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ой мамочки! Лукас просит у меня ЭДЕМОС!!!!
а я не знаю что это такое...

Папа - зебра Мама- лось Как им это удалось? (к картинке отношения не имеет)

Проходя мимо волшебной комнаты (WC)
слышу оттуда:
да..............
я даже и не думала, что Америка настолько близко.....
всего то пролив переплыть...

я повесила там КАРТУ МИРА.
это познавательно как  изнутри так  и снаружи. 


_______________
ДОбавка.
ТОчно! есть квартира с видом на кремль,
а у нас теперь унитаз с видом на АТлантический ОкеАН! 

а вот так наши мамочки используют общественный транспорт
ну когда им дети не мешают.
и как потом об"яснить им (детям) что это вообщем то..
ну ... не повторяйте этот фокус дома...

 моя прекрасная Лиза !

 
 
и что я вам скажу?
уже не 30 , но еще не 40.
Друзья мои драгоценные! СПАСИБО что вы есть у муля! 

я - счастлива!
чего и ВАМ Же.
Земля такая большая и такая круглая.
а карта квадратная.
и где то есть  Яванское море.
... проснусь, а оно шевелится... (с)

EDIT: If you're reading this, our maintenance is OVER! The problem was not found on our equipment, which means we'll have to work with our ISP to fix this small problem -- which also means another maintenance window in the future -- but at least we have eliminated our side.

Thank you everyone, and a special shout out to rekoil for giving me a great suggestion AND also the opportunity to feel like I've just called in to a local radio station.

Have a great day, night or afternoon wherever you may be.

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Hi everyone, sorry for the late notice but I'm going to have to do some testing on 1 of our 4 internet circuits TONIGHT; Friday night or Saturday morning depending on which time zone you're in.

Most of us shouldn't notice any impact, though there may be some slowness or lag when I switch traffic on to our other ISP circuits and then another hit when I stop the tests. If a page won't load or times out, try hitting refresh 1 or 2 times and it should load then. If it doesn't work at all... trust me, I'll be typing really really really fast to try to undo whatever I just did. Hopefully you'll have some Halloween candy (if you're in the USA and celebrate that kind of thing) nearby to take away the bitterness of a small site outage. :(

Here's the handy-dandy Website That I Always Use to get a feel for when the maintenance will start in your area. Our site traffic historically dips on Friday afternoons until Saturday morning which is why we tend to pick this time for maintenance work.

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status.livejournal.org will, of course be updated before and after the maintenance window. Or else marta will get mad at me. :D

bt

In response to user comments from last week, we want to let you know that we'll remain LJ cut-free for the next month in order to get more eyeballs on our evolving newsletter. As for product coverage, that continues to be our top priority. For more granular detail, however, we recommend you join lj_releases.

Super-tweak for Yandex search

Some of our beta testers expressed privacy concerns using the Yandex search engine. Here's why: Last week, when you ran a search, you could see the usernames (and only the usernames) of everyone who commented on an entry, even if that entry was switched to Private or Friends Only after it was originally indexed. You could NOT see the actual comments from Friends Only or Private posts. In response to your input, we've implemented a fix to keep all user activity currently marked Friends Only or Private completely hidden. If you'd prefer your public content not to be indexed by Yandex, click here and use the settings labeled Search Inclusion (this covers your entire journal) and/or Comment Search Inclusion (which covers comments only). To test drive Yandex search now, click here.

Postcards from the edge

Several years ago, we asked LiveJournal users to send postcards to help us decorate our dull, white-washed offices. Since a good idea warrants repetition, we're at it again (same issue, new address). We hope you'll surround us with LiveJournal love by sending your postcards to Frank the Goat, Esq., c/o LiveJournal, Inc., 539 Bryant Street, Suite 210, San Francisco, CA 94107. We'll post snapshots right here. Be sure to include your username, since we'll randomly pick 10 lucky recipients to win free paid account time.

Conquer Writer's Block

Here are some excerpts from this week's most popular question of the day:

If a friend or relative makes a racist or homophobic remark, do you tend to confront them or let it slide? Are you more likely to confront them if it offends you directly or someone else who seems reluctant to speak up?

1. I find it easier to stand up for other people, and i wouldn't let it slide if they made a rude or hurtful comment.
2. Usually if a friend makes a racist or homophobic remark, I tend to let it slide. I think that while i would not say such things myself, I have no right to censor those around me.
3. This happens all of the time. I confront some relatives, but I refuse to if they are drunk or watch Fox News.
4. I'd let it slide if it was just a private remark... As much as I despise bigotry and intolerance, I know that you can't change people-they have to change themselves ...
5. Confront! confront! confront! Politely, but without equivocation.
6. SPEAK UP. Always, always, always speak up. Letting something slide lets ignorance win. No matter if it offends me directly, or someone else, I will confront the speaker and let them know that's not ok.
7. I don't get offended personally. As an immigrant, woman, gay and person of color if I took every single potentially offensive remark seriously I wouldn't get anything done.
8. I punch them in the balls. With my mind.
9. I do speak up, but often very timidly because I feel that I'm white and therefore I don't really have any authority to lecture someone on what's racist and what isn't...
10. Generally speaking, I do not let this shit fly, because it reduces me as a person, to this non-person and it replicates the destructive discourse that makes sure that sexual minorities, racial minorities, women, people with disabilities, trans people and every intersection thereof into something other than human... And sometimes... I'm just too tired to deal with it, so I roll my eyes, make a sarcastic remark and hope the conversation moves on quickly.

For more daily questions and user comments, join writersblock. FYI, we don't want to invade your privacy, so we haven't credited individual users for their responses. We'd appreciate your feedback on this!

Spotlight community of the week

We can't resist making one last midnight trip to the ol' pumpkin patch. If you adore crazy costumes, fiendish festivities, and bottomless candy consumption as much as we do, this community has just what it takes to light up your jack-o-lantern.


halloween_fan

Photos of the week

We received so many incredible photos, we had to close our eyes and point. We uploaded a selection of awesome images at our new lj_photophile community. Please join and start posting (try to keep the width at around 625 for the sake of consistency)! We'd love for you to tell us more about your photos! You can help us select spotlight photos by commenting on your favorites. Once again, we thank you for making our online world more beautiful!

shutter	pancetta	ilya_gorokhov

Curtains

Thanks, again, for tuning in. We look forward to seeing you next week.